Buckets for Sale. Buckets for Sale
Appreciate The Bucket
Ti says, “Sometimes you’ll have lumps on your head and knots from the bucket, but always appreciate the bucket, it is precious.”
Yea Ti, next you are gonna tell us to be thankful for the knots upside our head!
The Defenders of ‘Ti’ are here!
I am Captin Bombaneous , I am the protector of ‘Ti. Meet my partner Sis. RiverGush. The two of us I’d like to see you get pass.

Antithesis Jones, Makes an Entrance
I have decided to blow up the house and wipe out all first borns, whatevers, to stop this fella “Ti”. Wish me luck.
What do you think? Crazy Bucket thing….
The Greatest Bucket!
Yea, Yea Ti…What is it now?
“Tell the folks the greatest bucket is the one that covers their head, their heart may feel pain, they may be hurting even now, but know they are loved, because eventhough they can’t see it, the bucket is over their head…even if their ears stick out!”
Yea, right Ti, I’m wearing glasses now, and you’re telling me to have a bucket over my head so I can’t see? Yea right. Do you know how much I paid for these glasses?
This Time It Will Work?

Rev. Happy Face Here
I”m so happy cause I know ‘this time this resolution is going to work!’. Yep every year I make one and somehow things just slip through the crack…but this time its going to work because…
1. For my diet resolution…I am going to wire my jaws together
2. Credit card resolution…I cut up all of my cards
3. Exercise resolution…I Superglued my feet to the treadmill
I Aint Buying No More!

Evangelist Frogbull here
I said I wasn’t gonna do it and I meant it! I proclaimed it, named it, and even claimed it! I got discipline, will power, I got self power, green power and any other kinda power you can think of!…
Yep, said I wasn’t gone to buy another shoe, dress, present, nicknack or anything else. This is enough!…but I just had to get one more shoe, after all 10,000 shoes isn’t really too much is it? Afterall, I can stop anytime I want…
“18I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature.c For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out.” Romans 7:18
“24What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? 25Thanks be to God—through Jesus Christ our Lord!” Romans 7:24
I Tried Handcuffs!

Captin BomBangeous here
Yes sir captain, I tried handcuffs, blindfolds, locked myself up in the room…I wasn’t gonna be controlled by anything, no not me. I put a chain around the computer. I locked my wallet up in the safe so I couldn’t even buy it from the store. That Pornography Theif wasn’t gonna rob me of my life…
uh… I broke out of my closet, ripped the lock off the computer, begged my wife to give me the combination for the safe with my wallet…Captain I need help!
“So he said to me, “This is the word of the LORD to Zerubbabel: ‘Not by might nor by power, but by my Spirit,’ says the LORD Almighty. ” Zechariah 4:6
“26I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you;…”
I Tried To Stop Lookin

Sis. RiverGush here
Well I have to admit I tried to stop lookin at that gorgeous creature, skin smooth as butter, lips fine as wine, my what I could do …did all the ’self help’ things, wrote down fifty million affirmations, went to the support groups, used a rabbit foot and anybody else’s foot I could to stop myself from making a fool out of myself …but I Ate Him Up! Yep throw those support groups and self help stuff, and affirmations to hi H—! I don’t know about you but they didn’t work!
“…15I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.” Romans 7:15
Give up! God don’t even know your name!

Preacher Negativegoschous here
Yea I know, all that stuff about God sees ya, and knows ya. But I’m sorry, I just think we were born for sorrow. We aint suppose to be happy. We are suppose to just suffer. And all that about God knowing our name…huh I’m not sure that’s even in the bible.
“See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands; your walls are ever before me.”Isaiah 49:16
